What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
16.06.2025 01:30

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No way
So they tried
What is the worst emotional pain you ever felt as an adult?
So, the docs changed it to read
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Thumbs down again.
Why do untreated borderlines always blame their partners when they actually think they are normal?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Just Forget it!
What is your review of "Regent", episode 5 of Season 2 House of the Dragon?
Still no good
Analysis & Anal Cysts
They put up a sign reading
What discoveries in AI research have changed our understanding of intelligence evolution?
No go.
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
What topics are okay with you in comics and what topics should be totally off the table?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good.
Loons and Moons
What is the degree of influence of Saudi Wahhabism on the modern Muslim world?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Freaks and Cheeks
Everyone loved it.
What was your best sex experience that still makes you horny?
Nuts and Butts
Hysterias & Posteriors
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Minds and Behinds
Another attempt resulted in ...
Next, they tried...
share office space ...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Then came..
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
What was the worst decision you ever did?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Catatonics & High Colonics
No, not a chance